She was going to make this outstandingly awesome blog about film editing...and then she said, "Shit! The song doesn't have those exact words in it. I could have sworn it did...but it doesn't."
She then copy/pasted/mailed the text she had written to herself in an email to herself as she always does when she writes her lame-o blog and then she just sat there thinking.
She thought a while. Nothing was coming to her mind. Sure, she could write a stupid segue to her original thought...but that was just, well, pretty lame again.
She thought, originally, when seeing the prompt, always just right before she typed her blog...never reading them ahead of time, because she really did like the spontaneity of her mind thinking things one way and then ending up a whole other -- that it reminded her of that "She Said She Said" song by the Beatles. "But," she thought to herself, "everyone would have probably thought of that straight away...but then again I bet no one has. But, it's not that great a blog idea anyway...not anywhere's as good as the film editing in the film musical, 'Chicago' with Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renee Zellweger, Richard Gere, Queen Latifah...and all the others in it."
But, while the intro to her blog was magnificent, citing Charles Chaplin's 1931 "City Lights" film and the fact he shot 314,256 feet of film and edited it down to 8.093 feet, pretty much single-handedly -- while also writing, directing, starring, and producing it, she had to scrap that idea -- pretty much like Chaplin had to scrap 306,163 feet of film. Only, Chaplin was pure genius...and she was only "eh".
She always thinks everything she writes is "eh" because the times she thought it was "pretty damned good" no one paid much attention anyway. It was like when she was in school and she'd always, always think she did poorly on a test, because it was so much easier finding out later that you did a great job than being disappointed if it turned out the other way around. What a let-down to get your hopes up...best not to set them too high.
As it turns out, she's always secretly wishing, inside her head, that things will turn out great -- while still trying to convince her inner self that she doesn't. This whole "inner self talking to your other inner self" process is quite difficult. She wonders if everyone thinks like she does. "That" she says to herself, "would be awfully weird." Only she's not actually saying it out loud because THAT would probably be a bad sign, and no amount of thinking something good while trying to convince yourself something totally different...would ever change that one. Talking to your own self with your own mouth with your own words coming out of it is definitely a bad thing.
But then, out of the blue, and just out of curiosity, she mustered up the courage and spoke aloud the words, "Or IS it?"
So far, so good.
And then she said, but only where her head could hear, "Hmmmm...I simply can do that alone after all."
(In case you are all wondering, I thought the song in "Chicago" said "And then she said" - but it says "She'd say" instead...so I had to scrap my whole original idea. It also won the Academy Award aka "Oscar" for best film editing in 2002. This blog, in my opinion, would have been written so much more eloquently...and interestingly...if only...)
And, if you're still reading this...go on over to "We Work for Cheese" to read about everyone else's take on today's prompt, which again is "And then she said". Go on - go on over. You can do it...and you can do it alone.
I find myself thinking the worst about tests, too.ReplyDelete
It is very confusing when all my selves talk to each other. At least I'm never lonely. ;)
Whew! You have selves, too! :)ReplyDelete
Yep. Uh huh. To all of it -- yes.ReplyDelete
Really? As it pertains to me...or to you as well?Delete
Our 'eh' is almost always better than we think but this prompt was a bear.ReplyDelete
Tests? I had a blood test the other day. I don't think I did very well. I forgot to study.ReplyDelete
"Eh"? Okay, I'm that too! It could be worse. It could be "Meh"!ReplyDelete
Do you know that I took a semester on Chaplin in college? Knowing nothing about him, I was intrigued. And sure enough... what an amazingly talented man. That was such a good thing to take as an elective.. I learned a lot and really came to appreciate him and what he did for everyone.ReplyDelete
I used to do the same thing... convince myself I didn't do well because I didn't want to be disappointed with the result. Not so much anymore. Perhaps that means I'm finally growing up?ReplyDelete
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