I have had it with "staycations".
I also refuse to say the word "staycation".
I will, however, as you can plainly see, type the word "staycation" over and over again throughout the body of this blog.
I have nothing against people making up words...I love to make up words and have made up my fair share of them, many times by accident, but mostly on purpose. I saw Snoop Dogg on television once and he said he loved to make words up...hence all the "fo' shizzle" talk. Hey, I'm for it. But when you have a whole society who is saying words like "fo' shizzle" and mistakenly say "pizzle" (yeah, look that one up) trying to be cool, it's time to step aside -- as you aren't.
It's like people who say "bling". "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? And by the way, nice bling there on your Rolls."
See? It just doesn't work...so stop it already!
Now we have a whole nation who can't get through ANY holiday without saying the word "staycation" at least twice in any one news broadcast...or online newspaper. The airwaves are replete with "staycations". I'm sure any minute now the Go-Go's are thinking of getting back together in the studio to take this opportunity to cash in on changing up the lyrics to their "Vacation" song. In fact, if I remain very quiet, I swear I can hear it in some commercial right now.
I'm not even going over to YouTube as I'm sure it's been parodied there at least 20 gazillion times already by all too eager people willing to do anything to get featured on tomorrow's "Good Morning America" show.
So, I'm calling for a world-wide media ban of the word "staycation". I'm sure there are other words which can get the same point across just as "cutely".
Let me think...
The British probably go on "holistay" instead of "holiday". Or do they do that already? No...I will not Google...will not Google...will not Goo...
...but I will Google "vacation" to see what other words I can begrudgingly massacre in the name of journalism and colloquial catchetudeness.
Break: Hmmm...I guess no one probably wants to go "spring steak"...or "spring stayk". Oh, that one doesn't work at all...forget it.
Trip: Well, people used to take acid trips back in the 60's without ever leaving their houses...but I don't think we should bring that up here, although I guess, technically, it would apply.
Rest: "Rest" sounds more like something you do after you die than during vacation...being "laid to rest" and all. "Oh, look at Bob in this beautiful antique vase all cremated and stuff...well he certainly "urned" this well-deserved rest." Okay, scrap this one, too.
Retreat: I never heard of anyone going on a retreat refer to it as a vacation. I believe msn's thesaurus is wack...but I could possibly use it this way: "Our house was being retreated for fleas and we had to vacate the premises when Terminix tented it."
Leave: I think this is more of the military variety - "shore leave" and "LWOP" and all...Leave Without Pay...ing Anything on a Hotel "LWOPAOAH"...aka day-trip. Nope. That sucks even more than the other ones.
Escape: I never heard of a vacation referred to as an "escape"...and had it been synonymous with it, Steve McQueen's film, "The Great Escape" would have come off looking more like a Chevy Chase film than what it was. "National Lampoon's Great Escape" -- "National Lampoon's Christmas Escape" - eh...has some promise...especially with that methane gas escaping scene and all. But it really is far fetched. Oh, wait...if it's "far fetched" then it IS perfect...for a National Lampoon movie but not for a catchy new wordism.
Holiday: See above.
Well, there you have it. I've completely exhausted my online thesaurus' word bank and nothing has the same ring (not of the bling kind) or appeal as "staycation" - but at least I'm trendy nowadays. And when people ask me where I'm going for vacation I can appear green and hip...and no one has to know that I'm really not going anywhere because I have no money...
...and that's fo' shizzle.
I guess I am going on "staycation" starting in the morning. I had never even heard that word, but assuming it's when you stay home on a vacation.ReplyDelete
LOL I was going on one and didn't even know it
Ding Dong the cow has left the building
I love etymology and wordplay, so this had me right from the start. In your honor, I will not use that word at any time during the next 11 weeks. Since I'm not going on vacation until another 12 weeks have passed, it shouldn't be too hard. But, it's the thought that counts, right?ReplyDelete
Always the thought that counts...somehow that proves you are indeed thinking...and that would also explain why all these political blogs at the Montgomery Advertiser get a zillion comments: their "thinking" preferences are turned off - that's how they manage to get that many comments!ReplyDelete
Aha, Sully...another blog case solved! Well done. :)
Where would one go on a staycation? The Ba-HOME-ahs? Lake Ta-home? Las Stay-gas?ReplyDelete
Chris - You aren't supposed to write a couple lines and make it funnier than my WHOLE blog, dammit! ;)ReplyDelete
My husband Alex called it "Dog Tour - Twenty Ten". I called it "our broke ass day trips with dogs because we can't afford a vacation".ReplyDelete
Huh, I'm with Nanners, I never heard this word either. If it does indeed mean "Stay at home during vacation?", I personally think it's kind of cute. Don't shoot me. It's just my humble opinion. :) Love ya miss Mariann. :)ReplyDelete