In America, we have the saying "March comes in like a lion and goes
out like a lamb". In other places, it can get a bit...well, different.
Here are some others:
Greece: March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a gyro.
Scandinavia: March comes in sometime around April.
Greece: March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a gyro.
Scandinavia: March comes in sometime around April.
Poland: March is like a polka...it's much better when you are just drunk the whole way through it.
North Korea: March...it's what we do best...especially in parades to honour our Dear Leader.
Russia: March is like Kremlin when it comes in and goes out with KGB never to be seen again.
Italy: March comes inna like-a Mario anna goes outta like a faster Mario, wassa matter you no know this, eh? (There are also several hand gestures that go along with it...but since we don't have video...you have to just imagine.)
France: March comes in like a hamster and then comes back to taunt you a second time.
Scotland: March comes in like a sheep...and is lucky to get back out.
New Zealand: March comes in like Peter Jackson filming "Lord of the Rings" and goes out leaving all this shit for us to clean up after him.
Norway: March comes in like that salted licorice and goes out like a herring.
Canada: March comes in and stays in...it's cold here, dammit! We're near the Arctic, ay?
Columbia: March comes in like a drug lord and goes out like a shipment of cocaine.
Ireland: March comes in with green beer and goes out like green pee.
Oprah Winfrey's House: March comes in with Gayle...yet continues to go out with Stedman.
North Korea: March...it's what we do best...especially in parades to honour our Dear Leader.
Russia: March is like Kremlin when it comes in and goes out with KGB never to be seen again.
Italy: March comes inna like-a Mario anna goes outta like a faster Mario, wassa matter you no know this, eh? (There are also several hand gestures that go along with it...but since we don't have video...you have to just imagine.)
France: March comes in like a hamster and then comes back to taunt you a second time.
Scotland: March comes in like a sheep...and is lucky to get back out.
New Zealand: March comes in like Peter Jackson filming "Lord of the Rings" and goes out leaving all this shit for us to clean up after him.
Norway: March comes in like that salted licorice and goes out like a herring.
Canada: March comes in and stays in...it's cold here, dammit! We're near the Arctic, ay?
Columbia: March comes in like a drug lord and goes out like a shipment of cocaine.
Ireland: March comes in with green beer and goes out like green pee.
Oprah Winfrey's House: March comes in with Gayle...yet continues to go out with Stedman.
I saw your comment over at Suldog's blog and thought I'd stop by on a whim. I'm glad I did. These are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBut no self-respecting Canadian would ever say "ay." Just for the record, it's "eh." ;)
Anyway, I very much enjoyed these. I laughed especially hard at the Oprah one. Nicely done, eh?
Love the "comes in like a lamb, goes out like a gyro."
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