Orson Welles...the genius mastermind responsible for such epic creations as
"Citizen Kane", "The Magnificent Ambersons", and "The Third Man" got his
brilliant idea of "The War of the Worlds" radio show on the exact same day as
the Roswell, New Mexico alien spaceship crash. Yes, unbeknownst to Welles, his
panic-laden historic "Martians landing in a farmer's field in Grover's Mills,
New Jersey" idea came into his head on 4 July 1947.
Yes, the broadcast was a full nine years earlier, but some ancient alien theorists discount the date and, in fact, insist that aliens did indeed land when the inception of the idea first popped into Welles' head. The infamous Halloween radio show was broadcast 30 October 1938...but due to a full nine years of unaccountable time, it actually occurred the exact same time. "If Welles were alive, he'd emphatically collaborate our findings." ancient alien theorist, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, was quoted as saying. Tsoukalos further posited, "The time difference is just further proof that aliens indeed landed on Earth and have been time-travelling, interweaving fact with fiction all along. That's what aliens are best at doing. They've been setting the clocks back further than we've ever done. We've only just begun to scratch the surface of this and firmly believe Orson Welles was a cosmic conduit between space aliens and 'The War of the Worlds' author H.G. Wells. Their surnames are nearly identical, both states the aliens landed in have the word 'New' in them, and Welles wrote that radio show interpretation of that exact same book. This does not happen coincidentally...the aliens were trying to tell us something...and this was probably it."
Yes, the broadcast was a full nine years earlier, but some ancient alien theorists discount the date and, in fact, insist that aliens did indeed land when the inception of the idea first popped into Welles' head. The infamous Halloween radio show was broadcast 30 October 1938...but due to a full nine years of unaccountable time, it actually occurred the exact same time. "If Welles were alive, he'd emphatically collaborate our findings." ancient alien theorist, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, was quoted as saying. Tsoukalos further posited, "The time difference is just further proof that aliens indeed landed on Earth and have been time-travelling, interweaving fact with fiction all along. That's what aliens are best at doing. They've been setting the clocks back further than we've ever done. We've only just begun to scratch the surface of this and firmly believe Orson Welles was a cosmic conduit between space aliens and 'The War of the Worlds' author H.G. Wells. Their surnames are nearly identical, both states the aliens landed in have the word 'New' in them, and Welles wrote that radio show interpretation of that exact same book. This does not happen coincidentally...the aliens were trying to tell us something...and this was probably it."
(This was a little Halloween homage parody I wrote. But...if they use it in one of their upcoming episodes, you will know where they got the idea. I hope I get the check.)
Giorgio, you whacked out Jim ignatowski looking wanna be. You are so full of shit! You claim to be a "theorist". Fine, then don't say there is "proof". Proof implies fact, and until you actually have some, shut the fuck up! There, I run rings around you logically.
ReplyDeleteThis is far too sensible to have been said by that guy with the stupid hair and plastic face ! Kenny :-)
ReplyDeleteSomehow I've always known. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteAliens made my dialogue box all wonky, too.
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