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Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".

17 July 2009

Coincidence? Propofol Recall and Michael Jackson's Death

This is going to be my shortest blog ever. Don't get too excited...as I'm sure I'll more than make up for it in my next one. ;)

Anyway, I get automatic government recalls to my email account. Anything from melamine tainted pet food to salmonella-infested alfalfa sprouts to baby cribs with the slats spaced too far apart to 1996 Dodge Grand Caravans being recalled outright because they slowly fall apart and then they subsequently totally replace said vehicle with a brand new one at their own cost (wishful thinking on that last one)...and everything in between.

So, I'm checking my mail tonite and I came across one I just had to say "hmmmmm...coincidence?" to.

Propofol Recall

It's a recall for Proprofol - the drug that's been bantered about lately as being the likely culprit (along with the doctor) for the untimely death of Michael Jackson:

Possible Causes of Death

If this doesn't create an isolated hotbed of controversy in the next few days...I don't know what will.

But, regardless...it certainly makes me sit up and say "hmmmmm..." - and being from New Jersey I can't help but have all sorts of "conspiracy theory" thoughts now floating around inside my head. So, coincidence?

Nah...I'm not buying it.


  1. things that make you go "HMMMMMMM"

  2. "Curiouser and curiouser..." as Alice in "Makes Me Wonderland" would say. "Hmmmmm..."

  3. Girls with big boobs make me go "yummmmmmm".

  4. Propofol is not wonderfol.

  5. Shucks,Ladies,

    I ladle on the Propofol all over my Oatmeal, wash it down with a gallon of orange juice and Happy Cossack Vodka and Moonwalked from Archer Ave. from Bridgeport ( Chicago, IL,) to Andres, IL and back in time for bacon and spuds at Schaller's Pump.

    The lad from Gary, In, must have been a delicate wee fellow.

  6. "Happy Cossack" vodka? No wonder you have to drink a gallon of orange juice with it. :) I prefer my vodka straight.

    Amateur. ;)

  7. Whatever. Jacko was still a pedophile.

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