I'm sorry - I'd vote for this guy regardless of which office he's running for. I don't even need to hear his platform - his name is AWESOME!
At least he seems to have a sense of humour as he's poking fun of his name as well at his website.
If they would ever allow me to come up with campaign slogans...I'd enlist a few of my players on my interactive comedy website ("yes, I have one" - and "why haven't you played already?")...and, in a few years, this guy would be President!
I challenge you all to come up with actual candidates over the years...with a name better than this.