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Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".

08 May 2010

If I Can Have Your Attention, Please...A Toast to..."Young Boozer"

Niftiest name ever for a candidate?


I'm sorry - I'd vote for this guy regardless of which office he's running for. I don't even need to hear his platform - his name is AWESOME!

At least he seems to have a sense of humour as he's poking fun of his name as well at his website.

If they would ever allow me to come up with campaign slogans...I'd enlist a few of my players on my interactive comedy website ("yes, I have one" - and "why haven't you played already?")...and, in a few years, this guy would be President!

I challenge you all to come up with actual candidates over the years...with a name better than this.

Good luck.



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  1. Unknown09 May, 2010 15:32

    A couple years ago, we had a candidate in my neck of the woods named Russ Blewitt.

    Not exactly confidence-inspiring. "What happened to the economy?"

    "Russ Blewitt."

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  2. Mariann Simms09 May, 2010 18:35

    Oh, I forget the candidate that was running a few years ago around here with the same type of name...I can't think of it now...but yeah, it was like "What are you thinking running for office with THAT name?

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  3. Nanners12 May, 2010 11:12

    LOL better than Old Boozer

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  4. MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings13 May, 2010 03:35

    Young Boozer? For reals? He's got my vote. Why? Because he's young and he's a boozer, and his lifestyle speaks to me, that's why. Young Boozer for President!

    I did know a sheriff once who caught thrown out of office because he kept hiring hookers to give him and his friends blowjobs on the golf course. His name: BJ. True story.

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  5. Anonymous15 May, 2010 17:19

    Hey! This isn't part three of the sea monkey story! I've been gyped.

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  6. Mariann Simms16 May, 2010 01:36

    Don't get yer panties in a wad - I just posted the final Sea Monkey blog. :)

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