A Bit About Me
- Mariann Simms
- Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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Why in the world are you up at 5:45on a Sunday...I was up but I was in the woods hunting...you're not an insomniac are you?
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Always have been...I'm afraid I probably always will be. Hence all the "Ambien" blogs. Oh, go on and find all my Ambien blogs - better yet, you could take some Ambien and THEN try to find the Ambien blogs. It's like "Find Waldo for Grown-ups". :)
ReplyDeleteTechnically, this wasn't really a blog entry.
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea for your next 5 blog entries:
1: I'll get to it. I just gotta have some breakfast.
2: I'm moving over toward the laptop. I just have to take a pee first.
3: Oops! Gotta feed the cat.
4: Freezer needs defrosting.
5: I'm on it! I'm on it! Don't get all pissy. Oops! Gotta pee again.
Peace...
Hey, they are all bang-up ideas - I will have to remember them in the future...altho you forgot "I would have written a blog except I didn't want to risk spilling my Martini on the keyboard".
ReplyDeleteAnd how do you know I've been um...running off to the bathroom a lot lately? Geez...take a doxycycline pill or two, call the doctor about this particular side effect of it at 3:00 in the morning and the next thing you know some guy who can't stand Craig Ferguson (yeah, I'll never forgive you for that) knows all about it! And I thought people only paid that close attention to Britney...I am soooooooo jazzed now...woohoooo!
Ha! Just a lucky guess.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that I can't stand Craig Ferguson - that's much too strong a statement - it's just that he's not my favorite. Let's just leave it at that. Also, I think he needs to lose the spiky hair.
Peace...