Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

12 February 2013

Honestly, Abe

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This is day 12 of Nicky and Mike's " 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing "...and I'm incredibly late again...but better late ...
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11 February 2013

This Ain't Your Bob Hope Variety Road Trip, Folks...

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This is day 11 of Nicky and Mike's " 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing "...and we are fast (well slowly) approaching the half-way p...
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10 February 2013

Life's Lesson in the Fast Lane

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"Lucy" the Margate Elephant (Remember...an elephant never forgets.) This is a story about a very high strung girl, two...
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09 February 2013

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Tick-tock. Are you watching? 15 minutes. The time it takes for me to wake up and get out the door if I really need to ...
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08 February 2013

Esmerelda and the Area Known as 51

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It was just about dusk as Esmerelda sat behind the counter filing her nails at the only gas station in Goldfield, Nevada. She had ...
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07 February 2013

Texting

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I hate texting. I hate everything about it. I hate the abbreviations people use. I hate the time it takes me to reply to a text. I hate ...
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06 February 2013

I Put My Heart Into This One...I Really Did

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Well, I was going to write some heartwarming story about Beach Haven in New Jersey and Hurricane Sandy and how I used to go there...and...
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05 February 2013

Caterwaulking the Halls

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This is "Day 5" of the " We Work For Cheese " website's non-contest contest for February...today's prompt is ...
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04 February 2013

The Melty Man

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You think you know someone. I mean, you talk to people and you get to know them a little; they open up, they tell you some stuff they...
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03 February 2013

Guilt-tripping the Masses...One at a Time

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There I was, lamenting over the fact that my blog wasn't mentioned at all in the line-up over at " We Work For Cheese ", and ...
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02 February 2013

Hold on...it's going to be a bumpy ride!

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While I anxiously await the new "bowel-inspired" lyrics to Journey's "Hold On" song (yes, I know the title is ...
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01 February 2013

The Best at Being "The Worst"...and Proud of It!

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Well, seems it's that time of year again...the dreaded deadline looming ahead like so many ravenous vultures...like so many you l...
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31 December 2012

You Can't Make Great Wine with Sour Grapes aka My Look Back at 2012

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You can't make great wine with sour grapes. Well, maybe you can, I don't know as I'm not an oenophile...but I know on...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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