Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

10 December 2016

A Messy House Could Save Your Life

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A new German study conducted by the Schlaswursen Clinic in Wiesbaden, Germany, has found out that housework can actually be hazardous...
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01 April 2016

A New Strain of Rabies: Of Mammoth Importance

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Anyone who remembers watching The Discovery Channel's "Raising the Mammoth" a few years back will know these things h...
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A New Strain of Rabies: Of Mammoth Importance

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Anyone who remembers watching "Discovery Channel's" "Raising the Mammoth" a few years back will know these th...
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25 December 2015

No, Virginia, There Is No Santa Claus

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Below is the never before published "private" reply to  eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon's letter to The (New York) S...
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26 November 2015

Stuffing vs Dressing

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The following is an homage to Facebook quizzes and the age-old "Stuffing vs Dressing" debate.  I hope you enjoy it as much as your...
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12 August 2015

Remembering Robin

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One year ago I was sitting on my butt on an ugly sofa in a pretty nice apartment feeling sorry for myself. If you don't know ...
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17 April 2015

Five Tips for Approaching Men in Real Life -- My Version

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So, I'm sitting here minding my own business on Facebook a few minutes ago...when this story popped up on my Facefeed...so, naturall...
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04 April 2015

I Don't Love Lucy

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  I had some fun tonight.  I don't know how many of you saw the article online which was petitioning the town Lucille Ball gre...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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