08 May 2010

If I Can Have Your Attention, Please...A Toast to..."Young Boozer"

Niftiest name ever for a candidate?


I'm sorry - I'd vote for this guy regardless of which office he's running for. I don't even need to hear his platform - his name is AWESOME!

At least he seems to have a sense of humour as he's poking fun of his name as well at his
website.

If they would ever allow me to come up with campaign slogans...I'd enlist a few of my players on my
interactive comedy website ("yes, I have one" - and "why haven't you played already?")...and, in a few years, this guy would be President!

I challenge you all to come up with actual candidates over the years...with a name better than this.

Good luck.



6 comments:

  1. A couple years ago, we had a candidate in my neck of the woods named Russ Blewitt.

    Not exactly confidence-inspiring. "What happened to the economy?"

    "Russ Blewitt."

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  2. Oh, I forget the candidate that was running a few years ago around here with the same type of name...I can't think of it now...but yeah, it was like "What are you thinking running for office with THAT name?

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  3. LOL better than Old Boozer

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  4. Young Boozer? For reals? He's got my vote. Why? Because he's young and he's a boozer, and his lifestyle speaks to me, that's why. Young Boozer for President!

    I did know a sheriff once who caught thrown out of office because he kept hiring hookers to give him and his friends blowjobs on the golf course. His name: BJ. True story.

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  5. Hey! This isn't part three of the sea monkey story! I've been gyped.

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  6. Don't get yer panties in a wad - I just posted the final Sea Monkey blog. :)

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