Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

25 April 2013

Nymph-O-Matic?

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All across the world there are versions of this question ringing out: "What's for dinner?" Now, I know some of you out th...
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22 March 2013

Death to Punxsutawny Phil -- Too Harsh a Sentence?

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Squirrel Goes Nuts -- Vows to Eat One Baby Each Day People Continue to Complain About Punxsutawny Phil A mother squirrel in the ne...
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01 March 2013

Hit me with your lowest shot...

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I was served divorce papers yesterday.  Is that all there is to it? No "Hey, guess what...I'm going to file for divorce - h...
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27 February 2013

Cheers and Jeers

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Today's prompt over at Nicky and Mike's " We Work for Cheese " contest (one more day left!) is "and that's wh...
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26 February 2013

Just Horsing Around

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(Two guesses where the "meatballs" come from.) I started writing a blog about how I'm depressed and "oh, woe is m...
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25 February 2013

It's Always About Me

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(It's me.  I picked it out myself.  My son wouldn't help me...so I picked one you see less of me as I thought "less was more...
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24 February 2013

Confucius say...something not right in Medville

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Today's prompt is "Confucius" over at Nicky and Mike's " We Work For Cheese " bloggy contest. Please go over th...
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Simply Absurd

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Today's prompt over at " We Work for Cheese " is "Absurd". And while I could go on and on about a story about my bu...
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22 February 2013

Compulsively thinking...about my butt!

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(The back half of the paper upon which I wrote this blog...as you can tell, I used pretty much every useable spot.) I am the last ...
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21 February 2013

The Best Laid Plans Never Go Like You Thought

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As she stood at the platform, her eyes fixated on the rotation of the wheels, which beckoned with their resounding repetitive "jum...
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I Slipped Up

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I was going to make a terrific blog (again) about Cinderella trying desperately to find the other shoe at a clearance sale (get it - clear -...
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19 February 2013

It's a Two-fer Bonanza!

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I apologize to everyone. I kinda flaked out by not posting yesterday and not posting today as of yet. I had um...an incident regardin...
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16 February 2013

Not Musically Inclined

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Been sitting here since this morning trying to figure out something nice to say about today's music...and I don't want to come o...
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15 February 2013

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It all boils down to two words, folks:  Or else. Take for example, today...that asteroid is either going to hit the Earth...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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