Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

26 January 2010

Being Scanned

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I am on a diet. I know what you're probably thinking, "Oh, little whiney thing...boo hoo...just eat less and exercise, that's a...
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24 January 2010

History - It Is What You Make It: Blogger Idol - Round 4

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Damn you, Philip Marder! Mr. Marder was my eighth grade History teacher...and while I am cursing him right now...he is no way to blame. Let ...
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17 January 2010

A Small Slimmer of Taupe: Blogger Idol - Round 3

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This is my parody of a late-nite infomercial my son and I have had the "delightful misfortune" to catch...twice. I could not find ...
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10 January 2010

Two Guys, a Girl and a Tube Tester: Blogger Idol - Round 2

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Back when I was a kid, it would've been pretty standard procedure to have had the television repairman on speed dial...had there been sp...
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02 January 2010

"Chocolate Milk"ing It For All It's Worth: Blogger Idol Round 1

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Not since President Reagan declared ketchup a vegetable in 1981 have school lunches caused such an uproar. But, it's happening again...o...
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31 December 2009

It's "Auld Lang Syne" Time!

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It's no big news that it's New Year's Eve tonite...and that, since it's also heralding in a whole new decade, sites all over...
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24 December 2009

A Message To All

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Merry Christmas! As you are now [undoubtedly] reading this, I'd also like to take this opportunity to convey a personal "thank you...
20 December 2009

Getting "Progressive"ly More Annoying

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It's no big secret that I'm perturbed by the fact that I'm not a paid writer in some capacity. I'm not saying that I'm t...
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12 December 2009

Sorry, I've Got a Code

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I refuse to eat dinner at 4:00 or 5:00 in the evening -- we didn't do it when I was growing up...I'm not going to start now. But the...
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04 December 2009

Huntsville Here I Come!

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Me? Getting a job working for NASA?? Smells too good to be true, right? "No," you're saying..."you silly thing...it's...
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25 November 2009

Viagra...vating

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Okay, who else is really getting creeped out by the constant barrage of Viagra and Cialis commercials? You know, back when I was a kid, ther...
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14 November 2009

Sick Vs Evil

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"Oh, he's sick in the head." No, he's not - he's just plain EVIL. Frankly, (upcoming pun intended) I am getting pretty...
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07 November 2009

"Fired Up" About My 200th Blog Post

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I wanted to make my 200th blog something special. I started one a while ago...but as I can't get any real info online about who it was w...
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18 October 2009

The Write Stuff

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I am writing a book. Yeah, yeah...I know what you're thinking, "What??? She can READ??" Hey, Leno could really use you...talen...
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08 October 2009

The Ultimate Mythbusters Episode

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Boy those guys from Mythbusters...always trying to outdo themselves with the explosions...and now this! Jamie and Adam sure have their work ...
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07 October 2009

But were they banned in Boston???

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I just was watching "The History Channel" and this commercial came on. I thought it was "bleeping" brilliant - but I...
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04 October 2009

"Trick" or Treat?

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I ventured over to the newly opened "Halloween" store the other day; the one on the Eastern Boulevard by Lowe's (or is it Home...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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