Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

30 July 2009

The Three Degrees of Google

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Charlie Chaplin was in a movie called "Monsieur Verdoux" with Herb Vigran...who was in "Amazon Women on the Moon" with S...
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26 July 2009

Oh, the Irony (Part III)

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When I was a child I used to read those Aesop's Fables - they tried to let you know life's lessons and personality faults - usually...
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25 July 2009

Oh, the Irony (Part II)

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In my earlier, Part I "Irony" blogumn, I pointed out a couple things I thought were ironic...and, while they don't necessarily...
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19 July 2009

Oh, the Irony (Part I)

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There are multitudes of things I see in my life which make me stop and take note...pause, reflect, and just go on. Some are shelved in the a...
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17 July 2009

Coincidence? Propofol Recall and Michael Jackson's Death

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This is going to be my shortest blog ever. Don't get too excited...as I'm sure I'll more than make up for it in my next one. ;) ...
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11 July 2009

Don't Dog and Drive

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To the man or woman who was driving in front of me on Wednesday, June 24th, you are completely lacking in any type of foresight - even if yo...
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05 July 2009

The "I'll (concede) of Capri" (Part II)

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The other day I was on Maxwell Air Force Base and decided I'd go on over to the thrift store there. Oh, don't let it fool you - they...
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30 June 2009

Things Are Going From Bad to Worst...

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Well, it's been a very bad couple weeks in the entertainment industry...Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and now Billy Mays....
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23 June 2009

Capris, Clamdiggers, Pedal Pushers, and Knickers, Oh My!

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I keep saying it to everyone - "I am NOT accepted here in Montgomery". The cheerleader-type mentality reigns supreme. They've ...
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16 June 2009

Forrest Gump's Mom Was Wrong

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Life is NOT like a box of chocolates - it's really like a game of Rugby. I made this revelation only yesterday while being driven home f...
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05 June 2009

Hitting It Right On the Head

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First off I have to let you know - I'm NOT a clumsy person. I'm not prone to stumbling over my own feet, over table legs or cat toys...
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19 May 2009

Cell phone etiquette...or actually the lack thereof...

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You've seen it, in fact you've heard it - people who act oblivious to all those around them as they somehow imagine themselves to ei...
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10 May 2009

Ring Around The Toe-sy...

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I've been wanting to do a blogumn about this for a while...but hadn't decided on an angle...thinking perhaps I just ought'n not ...
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24 April 2009

Stalwart? Not Walmart.

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I don't typically write about my trips to Walmart - but this one just stood out more than the others, so I thought I'd share... I ne...
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11 April 2009

"X-planation"...no wait..."'splaination"...no...um...oh just stop explaining it to me already, okay?

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"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!" Sure, Ricky Ricardo said it often...and poor Lucy would sometimes accommodate him b...
05 April 2009

"B" Rating Okay; Berating Not Okay

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I was glancing over the "news" stories they feature on AOL's main page the other day (by now "the other week"...as I...
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26 March 2009

Earth Hour '09

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Well, I was going to do a blogumn about all my ills and my doctor visits and whatnot and bore you all to tears...and then a friend of mine w...
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09 March 2009

The Heart of the Matter

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Well, it seems I haven't written in an eon. Oh, I was going to - but each night around 10ish I just got sleepy and toddled off to bed wi...
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16 February 2009

Rooms For Improvement

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I have no real problem admitting to anyone that it took me...oh...probably a good ten years to find a living room table that 1) I liked, and...
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08 February 2009

Dirty Writing

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I'm still in wondrous amazement how our little human brain managed to evolve the way it has. We have tools that can make things to take ...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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