Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

26 September 2008

Adamant about...Adam Ant...and Other Such Fond 1980s Memories

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Have you ever misplaced something and then found it later in a place you least expected? It could be hours, days or even months later and yo...
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21 September 2008

The Rift of Gab

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I like to talk. Everyone who knows me knows this. This is how I start all practically all conversations when I meet someone: "Hi...blah...
13 September 2008

Illegal Drug Pens

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If you've been keeping up with any of my blogumns, you might know I've a penchant for pocketing pens. Drug company pens to be exact....
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03 September 2008

Interview to a Skill

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If I can borrow a line from David Letterman...everyone "hold on to your wigs and keys" - I actually had a job interview, I think.....
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23 August 2008

More Olympic Musings aka Olympic Musings II

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Some more Olympic meanderings... It seems to me that it isn't the safest job in the world to be the guy who stands out in the field whil...
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Olympic Musings

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First off - an excuse...I've been dealing with a stabbing ice-pick headache for the last few days...so if this makes no sense and I find...
14 August 2008

The "Dating Game" (Conclusion)

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Now don't get me wrong, we aren't ALL hypocrites...but I've spoken with a lot of people about a lot of things and what people sa...
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10 August 2008

The "Dating Game" (Part 2 of 3)

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And what IS this preoccupation you men people have with breasts? It doesn't matter if they look as fake as two grapefruit halves shoved ...
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09 August 2008

The "Dating Game"

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I am 47. Some of you may know this - some of you may not. Some of you may also know I am going through what I call a "pre-divorce"...
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01 August 2008

Dying To Get To Sleep?

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This is something somewhat silly (and hopefully somewhat entertaining) I wrote back in January 2006. What jogged my memory of this long-forg...
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14 July 2008

You haven't got a Clue do you?

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Because if you do...can you sell it to me, cheap? Again, you are shaking your collective heads going..."Um what IS she talking about TH...
06 July 2008

Top 20 Dumb Guys Ever On A Television Series

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I now present my "Top 20 Dumb Guys (and Gals) Ever On Television" list...which also includes women - because we all know women ca...
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03 July 2008

I Have A Little List...

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David Letterman has them, Guinness has had a yearly compilation of them since 1955, Joseph McCarthy ruined a lot of people with his, I have ...
28 June 2008

No Brainer?

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I was watching the NBC national news Tuesday night and they had this story about a guy who buys our trash from recycling places and then tur...
21 June 2008

"Security" Issues

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Here's another office story...brace yourselves. I knew I had to do this eventually. Whoever it was who came up with the saying "the...
13 June 2008

Tim Russert

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I had finished writing a blog at the doctor's office which I started a week or so ago...and was intending to post that up tonite. Usuall...
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03 June 2008

Blogs Transferring Over

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I am going to start moving the blogs I do over at the Montgomery Advertiser's new website over to here as, over there, you have to log ...
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11 May 2008

My Mother's Day Card...to My "Mumzie"

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I don't care how bad it makes me look...I'll never buy my Mumzie another Mother's Day Card...as long as I live...ever. Yes, we h...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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