Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

11 May 2008

My Mother's Day Card...to My "Mumzie"

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I don't care how bad it makes me look...I'll never buy my Mumzie another Mother's Day Card...as long as I live...ever. Yes, we h...
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31 March 2008

New Blogger Links

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Well, the people at the Montgomery Advertiser are refurbishing their website and, unfortunately, these blogs do not automatically carry over...
30 March 2008

No news...

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...is not necessarily good news. Been waiting for some word on this, but no one has said anything, and I'm not the only one who is baff...
21 March 2008

Reading isn't always fundamental...

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"Read the book!" "But did you read the book?" "I've read the book and..." These are just a few of the co...
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20 March 2008

Blogumn to Come

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I plan to get another blogumn up tomorrow...I have an idea and it's getting too late to think correctly enough under Ambien influence to...
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11 March 2008

Monopo...leeze!

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Just shoot me now - they came out with "Electronic Banking Monopoly". Yes...I guess the antiquated method of actually having your ...
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06 March 2008

"Pavlov's" Cats

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Here's a totally hypothetical situation: You have a cat...everything is well and fine until you make the mistake one day of buying him ...
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27 February 2008

A Would-be Writer Rejoices and then Laments...Yet Again

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Call me "Lucifera Hikock". Why? I'm getting to that part...just be patient. Shakespeare once posed the question "What...
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17 February 2008

A Trick of the Eye

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I'm sure this has happened to everyone at some time...you catch a partial glimpse of a word with another following it, underneath it, et...
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08 February 2008

A Play, With Words, In Three Parts

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For your 'entertainment' I present...a "blogumn" in three parts (all basically read in the present tense): Past: Here I...
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01 February 2008

Some High School Musings...Not That There's Anything Right With That

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I was just thinking, reminiscing if you will, about my high school days. The impetus of this thought happened to be a blurb that was in my ...
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28 January 2008

Oh, the things you will learn...

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Things I've learned since posting my last blogumn: When you use a 1980s "one hit wonder" group's name as the title of your...
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23 January 2008

Men Without Hats

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So, while I will remain obsessed with my new purpose in life: pinpointing the precise moment that hats fell out of favour with the motion p...
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15 January 2008

Hats In Film

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It's no secret that I like watching old films...I've liked them since I was a little girl, I will, in all probability, continue to l...
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13 January 2008

Tippin' My Hat...

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...in my next blogumn. I'll try to get around to it tonite sometime. It's still in my head and shouldn't come out this early. Bu...
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03 January 2008

Writer's Cramp

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Kudos to David Letterman (Worldwide Pants) and Craig Ferguson for reaching an agreement with their writers. As many of you know, I think Let...
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24 December 2007

"Right" Down Your Alley

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I was walking into a building today and something I've always wondered dawned on me yet again: "Do people in England naturally grav...
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18 December 2007

The Notes That Music Teaches Might Not Always Be In Scale

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My daughter is midway into having final exams and one of her tasks for the English exam was to memorize 23 helping verbs. Now, I am no fan o...
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16 December 2007

My Birthday

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Well, my birthday has come and gone. I opted to stay home and not go out to dinner because I still was in a lot of pain from my operation. ...
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08 December 2007

Point Well Taken

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Okay, I've received a few emails from people asking me why I haven't updated in a while...so I have got the point and will try to th...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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