Blogged Down At The Moment

Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck...who talks a lot.

20 September 2007

Map Quest

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No doubt all of you have heard or read by now the disjointed remarks made by 18-year-old Miss Teen USA contestant, Caitlin Upton, representi...
17 September 2007

Remiss in Writing

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Well, I've had a few things come up here lately and I've been a little lax on my writing. I intend to write something later today......
09 September 2007

The Science of Cleaning

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Defusing a bomb, neurosurgery, and keeping my house clean. What do these seemingly uncommon things have in common? They are all things I s...
31 August 2007

Princess Diana

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There are things I always cry at the drop of a hat for: reading "The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein, watching The Shawshank Red...
26 August 2007

Get Me Rich Quick, Please...Schemes

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I've been mulling it over in my head for the past few days and there's a couple ways I could make millions if I found either major b...
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22 August 2007

My Uncanny Blogability

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Seems I have the uncanny ability to try to post something here each time their little blogmobile is down for service. As I got in here just...
08 August 2007

Water ya gonna do?

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And from the "Things That Make You Go 'Hmmmmmm'" corner of the world... There's a public service announcement that is ...
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02 August 2007

I Just Don't Get "It"

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My mother used to say "every generation seems to think that they were the first to have sex"...which she might have a point about,...
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28 July 2007

In Hog Heaven

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Here's a story I could really sink my teeth into...and definitely would for the "sowbucks" both these people managed to trot o...
19 July 2007

No Extra-Censory Perception

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"Hot and steamy and served right smack in the middle of the 6 o'clock news." Now I'm not talking about dinner, first off ...
12 July 2007

Out of and Insomnia

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Random thoughts were popping in and out of my head tonight...even hackneyed phrases seemed glorious to me - my mind was whirring, I was stri...
03 July 2007

Who let the blogs out?

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This, being my 100th blog for the Montgomery Advertiser, I just felt compelled to tie in both blogging and news, as that would be most appro...
23 June 2007

The Best of the Rest...AFI's Top 100 American Films

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To borrow a quote from number 31 on the list: 'Movies...the stuff that dreams are made of." Or perhaps it should be the other way...
13 June 2007

Nursery Crimes

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I think I'll go and sue my elementary school, Mother Goose, and those incredibly morbid writers, Hans Christian Anderson and The Brother...
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02 June 2007

Cellphone Videoantes

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Last week I was at the stop light at intersection of Dalraida Drive and Atlanta Highway in Montgomery. For those of you who don't know ...
22 May 2007

Of Yard History, History Channel, and Histrionics

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Well, I flaked out on you...I didn't write that blog I promised. Instead I spent the whole weekend working in my yard which hasn't ...
18 May 2007

Write Away...

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Envisioning a new blog which I will probably post up here tomorrow nite. Been busy at home with various things which seem to preoccupy my t...
05 May 2007

The Hindenburg Anniversary

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Long ago, relatively speaking, I ventured to Lakehurst Naval Air Station in New Jersey. This was way back around 1982...45 years after the ...
28 April 2007

Skybus

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I am not too sure I want to fly on an airline that is selling tickets for $10 each way. It's not the fact that they are cheap that I...
24 April 2007

What a Sheer Delight

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I was watching the Bravo channel the other night when yet another "reality" show came on. Now, anyone who knows me knows I am NOT ...
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Mariann Simms
Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".
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