tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24144743.post114244926160193288..comments2024-02-20T02:40:59.760-06:00Comments on Blogged Down At The Moment: Soccer To MeMariann Simmshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17974827167853824792noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24144743.post-1142478724292159452006-03-15T21:12:00.000-06:002006-03-15T21:12:00.000-06:00The Author is indeed right. Though she is a "non-...The Author is indeed right. Though she is a "non-morning person" of unusually staggering proportion, she occupies what is her natural place in the confused mass of Circadian Rhythms in which humans are constantly tripping one another. Thus, Soccer Mom finds herself out driving when she has no clearer notion of reality than to place a large bet that the Cubs will win the World Series this year. Irresponsible, you say? Definitely!<BR/><BR/>I blame the Coach, 100%. And this is why:<BR/><BR/>The thing about "morning people" is that they seem to have a genetic inability to understand that we "non-morning people" cannot simply drink that magic 33rd cup of coffee and light up like that twerp working with Regis Philbin. If it's merely unwillingness, then I think that the Non-Morning People (who have just achieved definitive status with the addition of capitalization) should have full legal rights to use whatever instrument is handy to wipe that sunny, cheerful glow off the morning person's face (No, they do not get capitalization).<BR/><BR/>You may have gathered that I, myself, am not a morning person.<BR/><BR/>Face it, morning people: We who are Non-Morning Persons are really tired of the constant oppression. If you don't like our a.m. incivility, how about respecting our civil rights to NOT force ourselves out of the house before a nice, reasonable hour. Like noon.<BR/><BR/>You evil coach, you! Look what you're doing to the nice Soccer Mom, who is a lovely & sweet person (Sure, I know her. Unlike you, in your folly). You are forcing her to set a horrible example for her own daughter, and messing with sacred family traditions!<BR/><BR/>Damn, you should be ashamed!Buckohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04608483523515006027noreply@blogger.com